Someone in this room ate the last dumpling. And denies it. One phone becomes the judge, the clock and the ballot box of your party.
One accused, one prosecutor, one defender. The phone reads out an absurd charge with a real name in it.
Break the wax and slip two strange facts into your testimony. A goose in a tiny backpack, anyone?
Every argument runs against the timer. Each lawyer gets exactly one objection.
The phone travels the table and every vote drops into the urn, unseen, even by the lawyers.
Every case is archived and every member of the bar builds a criminal record in tally marks.
Write your own charges, facts and sentences, from silly to spicy.
⚖️ We are a small crew of game-night addicts who got tired of party games that need a pile of cards, a rulebook and a designated grown-up. So we built a courtroom that fits in a pocket.
🎭 Our mission is simple: make a room full of friends laugh until someone has to leave the table. Lorem Ipsum supplies the judge, the timer and the drama. You supply the outrage and the long, theatrical pauses.
🕯️ The app hands out roles, seals the witnesses’ secrets, runs every speech against the clock and counts the secret ballots. Then it lets you write your own charges and punishments, so the court soon uses your group’s inside jokes against you.
One phone. Four friends. Zero alibis.
Effective Date: October 2026
Lorem Ipsum is a party game that runs entirely on your device. In short: we do not collect, store or share any data about you. Ever.
None. The names you type for the accused, lawyers and witnesses, the charges, the ballots and your verdict history never leave your phone, and we never see them.
Because we hold no information, we do not use, analyze, profile or sell it. The app uses what you enter only to run your game on screen.
Everything, including your wall of verdicts, tally-mark records and custom charges, is stored locally on your device. There is no cloud and no server.
The app contains no third-party analytics, advertising networks or trackers, and it does not need an internet connection to run a trial.
Since your data stays on your device, it is protected by your device’s own security. Nothing is transmitted, so nothing can be intercepted in transit.
We do not collect personal information from anyone, including children, which keeps the app in the spirit of COPPA. Nothing is gathered at any age.
There are no accounts to manage. To erase all game data, simply delete the app, and your cases, records and custom content go with it.
If this policy ever changes, we will update the effective date above. Our commitment to collecting nothing is not going anywhere.
Questions about privacy? Write to privacy@loremipsumapp.com.
📜 Got a verdict to appeal, a bug to report or a brilliant sentence idea? The clerk’s office is open. Write to us!
⏳ We reply to every petition within 24–48 hours.